So, you’ve probably heard of Pornhub; unless you’ve been living under a rock made of pure, uncut innocence. Yeah, that site with more videos than your internet history would ever dare to confess to your mom. But have you actually stopped to marvel at the sheer, bonkers variety? From ‘vintage’ to ‘slow-mo’, it’s like their mission is to cater to any fantasy you didn’t even know you had. And trust me, next time you open incognito mode, you’ll see what I mean.
Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just dipping your digital toes into the murky pool of online porn, you’ve definitely witnessed the grandeur of Pornhub. This behemoth, often misconstrued as “PronHub” or “Poenhub” by the internet’s less scholarly citizens, was launched into the cyber heavens back in 2007 by Matt Keezer.
But, because money talks, he sold it off to Fabian Thylmann in 2010. And guess what? It’s now under the MindGeek umbrella, chilling with giants like YouPorn and RedTube.
Pornhub ain’t the world’s top dog, but it sure as hell has the most porn—talking about a whooping 11.4 million videos as of today! You’ve probably hit up PornHub.com, maybe even today. Think you’re not addicted? You’ve got more videos bookmarked than your favorite Netflix series!
From amateurs to vintage, categories to pornstars, Pornhub’s like the digital smorgasbord where everyone from movie stars to your grandma’s bingo buddies can find something to… unwind with.
Sure, Pornhub might overwhelm you with choice, but it’s like having all the world’s best candy in one store. You can scroll through endless tags and categories, or just jump straight to watching your favorite stars like Mia Khalifa. And let’s talk categories: they’ve got everything from ‘Big Tits’ to ‘Old/Young’, ‘Blowjob’ to ‘Hentai’! It’s like a perverted Wikipedia, but way more fun.
And come on, who doesn’t love the handy-dandy features? Skip the foreplay, jump straight to the action, or slow-mo that cumshot. It’s like having a remote control for your wildest fantasies. There’s even a ‘Popular with Women’ section, which, let’s face it, might be where you’re hiding the best stuff.