You’ve gotta see this, right? Pervertium, it’s like the adult site your mom warned you about. There’s this one section with over 7,000 anal clips, and let me tell you, the old-school smut with audio glitches is where the real magic happens. Now, buckle up, because it only gets weirder, promise you won’t look at scat or audio artifacts the same way again.
Pervertium.com is like the dark alley of the internet you stumble into after GPS-negligent curiosity gets the better of you. I’m telling you, the moment you click through the automatic white noise memes you’ve probably tucked into your bookmarks as the laptop screen ID checks you, you’re on the ride on the crazy train to Kinksville.
Here’s the deal, the place is a veritable smut-fest, a free haven filled with very extreme acts—a whole universe in itself, quite the rabbit hole of depravity with their 41,000 clips.
They’ve got pissing galore, and while the term “watersports” might conjure images of playful slip’n’slides, this ain’t that, my dude.
It’s more like golden showers to drown your sexual curiosity in.
There isn’t a “scat-tag” listed, but rest assured, the site’s a squirrel’s nest for scat videos, or as I call it, “Kinky Toilet Town.”
Frankly, the organization of their Categories page kinda blew my mind; it’s so well laid out you’d think their navigation is lubricated with the same stuff that’s got those Fisting fanatics covered.
No sprawling index to terrify you into existential dread, just nice, bite-sized chunks of perversions—over 7,000 butthole-obsessed clips if analargaia is your thing.
It doesn’t grow as quickly, but daily uploads of fresh kinks thrill the e-fuckers.
And dude, I watched this old-school smut called “En Smuk Tysk Pige Knepper Sin Kaereste,” it’s basically ancient porn with audio artifacts, like the video and sound are getting freaky together.
Yet, the enthusiasm is timeless, and it’s undeniably hot.
Further down the sidebar, boy did I find freaky road less traveled – an emo chick fisting herself.
She’s in those tall stripper shoes, her legs in the air, her favorite lubricated passageway staring you down, screaming, “Check out my black lipstick and my other dark opening!”
Talk about an invite to the party, huh?